C.R.A.P.: And now presenting... a haiku

Might I Suggest...

A Dirty Job Being the Angel of Death and raising a daughter is hard work.
Guster: Keep It Together Awesome album. Listen to the last song and hear little kids scream "Puppies!" and not smile, I defy you.
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal If you're uber Christian and easily offended, don't read this. If you've got a good sense of humor when it comes to poking fun at religion, but still kind of like the message of the Bible, buy it right now.
Nickel Creek: Why Should the Fire Die? Mandolin players are f'ing sexy.
Scrubs "What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! Nice to meet you."
The Eyre Affair Super fun book about what it would be like if you could actually travel inside literature. I wish we could do that more than time travel.