Dear English speaker,
Please take note: the word "important" has TWO t's. It is pronounced "imporTanT." it is not "impor-ant" or even "impor-an'". I implore you: please say the damn word correctly. It is not hard to to say. The ts do not necessarily have to be hard, but please, do not say the word with a long "an" at the end. It's super irritating.
This letter brought to you by a morning viewing of Project Runway.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Today may be the most disgusting day in the history of the universe.
- This morning, my coworker, Holly, talked about a time she got a sunburn and went to the gym two days later and exercised so hard she had sweat bubbles UNDER HER SKIN.
- Then someone threw up in the trashcans outside of our office.
- Finally, our environmentally conscious study abroad coordinator was eating her organic local broccolli today and found THREE grubs/larval creatures in it. One LOOKED LIKE BROCCOLI.
I need to go home.