C.R.A.P.: BLEH

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

BLEH

Today may be the most disgusting day in the history of the universe.

This morning, my coworker, Holly, talked about a time she got a sunburn and went to the gym two days later and exercised so hard she had sweat bubbles UNDER HER SKIN.
Then someone threw up in the trashcans outside of our office.
Finally, our environmentally conscious study abroad coordinator was eating her organic local broccolli today and found THREE grubs/larval creatures in it. One LOOKED LIKE BROCCOLI.

I need to go home.

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