- What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? (Highlight the white text just after the parenthases.) Dr. Dre.
- Two cows are standing in a field and looking up at the sky, and one cow says, "Man, this mad cow disease sounds pretty serious." The second cow says, "Yeah, but it's cool. I'm a helicopter!"
- What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
I'm apparently a big fan of the jokes for the four year-old crowd. Heh.