I heard a story on my way back from lunch on NPR about the first gay and lesbian couples getting married in California, prompting me to draft the following short notes:
Dear Gay and Lesbian Couples,
Mazel Tov! Many happy returns of today's joy.
Right on. Keep 'em coming!
Dear Damn Near Rest of the U.S.,
Seriously, get with it. It's 2008. All people deserve equal rights