Dear Tom Brady:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Suck it long, and suck it hard. Hubris just made you her bitch.
But 18-1 is still good.
Love,
Angie
Dear Eli,
You are not as awesome as your brother, but congrats anyway, and you're still pretty awesome.
Enjoy the ring!
Love,
Angie
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Dear Ms. Green,
I would like to point out amongst my fellow players on my team, we felt no hubris the season. We in fact were shat upon by the league time and again. I appreciate your interest in our team though, and my performance. I will have to joke to ole' Payton how I'll always have twice as many rings than he does. He'll get a kick out of that.
Love,
Tom Brady.
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Dear Angie,
Thanks for the congrats. Maybe Dad will pay attention to me now. Probly not, but atleast all the new yorkers will stop making fun of me.
See you on the field next year!
Regards,
Eli
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