Funny to me? Or funny?

If I made a "Masochists for McCain" t-shirt, would that be amusing? I was thinking about putting under it "Because we love the pain!"

Maybe it's one of those things that's more funny in my head.

Oh! And look what I got myself at Irish Fest!

It's pretty, no? :)

i can has best boyfriend!

So I'm sleeping over at Jon's tonight, like I do every weekend, and I wake up with the worst headache, and decide it must be the pillows or something, because this is the second time that's happened. So Jon's in the living room with the dogs, (we don't usually sleep together, because the dogs would lick me all night and keep me awake. And when he sleeps he's a messed up kid's book: The Little Furnace that Snored. Oh, and I'm a cover hog that usually ends up with as much blanket bunched by my face as I have twined around me.) and he's obviously fallen asleep while using his computer, and his head keeps lolling gently. Well, as I gently wake him, I can see what he's been doing online. Porn? No. Homework? Nope! News? Huh-uh. Icanhascheezburger? That's the ticket! And now I shall take my sleepy headache and be unconscious.

Stupid Jokes

Jon was on a dumb joke-telling kick this weekend. Here are my favorites:

• What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? (Highlight the white text just after the parenthases.) Dr. Dre.
• Two cows are standing in a field and looking up at the sky, and one cow says, "Man, this mad cow disease sounds pretty serious." The second cow says, "Yeah, but it's cool. I'm a helicopter!"
• What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I'm apparently a big fan of the jokes for the four year-old crowd. Heh.

An Open Invitation to Craig Ferguson

Hi Craig! Would you like to have sex with me? That'd be awesome.
Seriously, this video is awesome. The election is less than two months away!

Well...

It's a boy! Tyler Nicholas is due around January 22! I'm going to have a nephew!!!

Towering

Nothing I could say about today could be said as eloquently as it is here. My heart is in New York today!

Baby update after 3:30, which is the time of my sis's doc appointment!

Awwww x1,000

This video is super cute. I'm kind of in love with both of them!

Coming up tomorrow: Gender of niecephew announced!!!! Yes, I'm the only one who really cares, but still. It's my very first niecephew.

Cheers!